There is nothing worst than approaching a person with a bad pickup line. In this article, we tell you about some lame and stupid pick up lines, which are not to be used at all.

Worst Pickup Lines

While using a pickup line is just another way to introduce yourself to someone, it is an ice breaker between two strangers but some people take it too far. Using a pickup line is supposed to be a cool and possibly a funny thing but some people out there make it so cheesy and inappropriate that you wished you rather bled from the ears than hear someone say something hideous like that. Guys, you have got to understand that women would rather have you come and simply say ‘hello’ to them than say something outrageously corny and make them uncomfortable. To have confidence and reach up to a lady to introduce yourself is always an attractive thing but to be too sure of yourself and think that even if you will offend a woman she will appreciate it and will fall head over heels for you, is pure absurdity. The worst ones are the ones with strong sexual innuendos; these pickup lines are in-your-face kinds and are screeching for sexual gratification. Most of the women will not put up with such sort of explicitly. Women like men who can make them smile and show interest in them, but subtly. If you are positive that you can for sure make her laugh, only then use the humorous pickup lines with the lady you are interested in. Be careful; only use it if you think you can carry if off otherwise it will backfire on you. Another thing to remember while using pickup lines is that do not stare at the woman you are interested in for too long and then approach her, it will only creep her out as she will think you are a stalker. Imagine using a penis-suggestive pickup line, when she already thinks that you are a stalker; we will not be surprised if she will call the police on you! Our whole motive here is to keep you away from getting slapped or publicly embarrassed and the other tangent of our motive is to slowly wipe ‘bad pickup lines’ off the face of earth. Here in this article, we have jotted down the the worst pickup lines only to warn you to stay away from these.
 


List Of Bad Pickup Lines

 
  • Jesus, what are you doing here? They are missing an angel in heaven!
  • Can I have your number; I seem to have lost mine!
  • Did you just fart, because you have blown me away!
  • Do you know CPR? It is because you have taken my breath away!
  • Other than from being sexy, what do you do for living?
  • Are you free tonight, or is it going to cost me?
  • Are you interested in my 207th bone?
  • Is your daddy a terrorist? Because baby you are such a bomb!
  • How much will a tenner get me?
  •  What do you like for breakfast?
  • Can I buy you a drink or you are not very fussy?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I love my beer and now let us do you!
  • Screw me if I am wrong, but are you not the girl I went high school with?
  • Excuse me miss, I have a condition where I need you to let me rest one of my bones in you!
  • Damn you will have a bad throat tomorrow morning, I mean with all the screaming you will do tonight!
  • Your eyes are just like my mom’s!
  • I seem to have lost my bed, would you help me find that in a travel lodge?
  • Would you sleep with me? Do not be choosey, I was not!
  • Let us go and do me. No? Have another beer!
  • You have started to look really beautiful after my fifth pint!
  • Can I show you the biggest bone in my body?
  • Beauty is myth; it is only a light switch away!
  • You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  • I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  • You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard.
  • Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 
  • Bond. James Bond.
  • Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I have only three months to live. ..
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
  • See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
  • I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you."
  • Hi, my name is _____. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Hey babe, want to get LUCKY!?
  • You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
  • Is that a false nose?
  • You'll do.
  • You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.
  • If I were a fly, I’d be all over you. Cause baby, you’re the shit.
  • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
  • There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....your name.
  • Baby what drug are you? I am already so addicted!
  • Can I take your picture? I need to show to my mom that angels do exist.
  • Do you time? Time to note down my number.
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? How come I can see myself in your pants?
  • Feel my sweat shirt. It is boyfriend material.
  • Baby, are you the cause of global warming? You are so hot!
  • Do you have temperature or you are just hot?
  • Do you come with a map? I am getting lost in you.
  • Your place or mine?
  • Do you like to spit or swallow?
  • How do you like your coffee in the morning?
  • Let us go home honey!
  • Your face or mine?
  • Would you hold it against me if I tell you that you have a great body?
  • Baby, do you have the energy?
  • I am sorry I am having a hard time recognizing you, without your clothes off!
  • Baby, can you suck start a bullet?
  • I am here. What are your other two wishes?
  • The word of the day is legs. Let us spread the word!
  • Hi I’m Irish. Would you like some of it in you?

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