Are you looking for some funny pick up to win the heart of the person next to you in the party? Read this article and get some of the hilarious & best pick up lines.

Funny Pick Up Lines

The game of flirting is not very difficult, provided you know the right moves and the right words. It is said that if you can make a person smile, you have already won half the game. A good sense of humor is one of the best means to break the ice between two strangers. So, next time you meet an attractive girl or a guy, why not try playing a funny pickup line on him or her. At the best, you will have him or her smiling at you, while at the worst he or she will simply walk away. But you would not regret that you didn’t try. Here in this article we have jotted down some of the funniest pickup lines for you to use. The thing with pickup lines is that people who are absolutely sure about themselves should use it because more than the matter of a pickup line it is the confidence and panache with which you use it is what ultimately works on the opposite sex. Use these carefully.
 
Funniest Pick Up Lines
 
  • Excuse me. I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  • I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • I think I need to call heaven, because they’ve lost one of their angels.
  • Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
  • Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the moment I fell in love.
  • I lost my number, can I have yours?
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
  • Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I must be a snowflake, 'coz I've fallen for you.
  • Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
  • (Check the shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Think you can dance in those shoes?
  • Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Is it just you or it is really hot in here?
  • Are you a library book? I would like to check you out!
  • I was so off the whole day but looking at you turned me on!
  • I want to be Alice ‘cuz your body is such a wonderland!
  • Are you a parking ticket, you have got ‘fine’ written all over you!
  • Damn I am drunk and it is not the beer, it is you!
  • Did the sun come up or was that you smiling?
  • I am ugly and you are hot ––let us make average looking babies!
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exists right?
  • If I told you have a hot body will you hold it against me?
  • Hey I’m Mr. Right, someone told me you are looking for me?
  • Can I get directions… to your heart?
  • You are so sweet that you are giving me a toothache.
  • Are you carrying a mirror in your pocket ‘cuz I can see myself in your pants!
  • I am a bit short on cash tonight; can we share a taxi to your home?
  • Well, I am here. What are you other two wishes?
  • So, where do you want me to write down my number for you?
  • Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • You turn my software into hardware!
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Which one of the Spice girls are you?
  • Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • Can I have fries with that shake!
  • You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
  • I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
  • Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

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