Weddings bring great tidings into the lives of the two people getting married. Let them know how you feel about them, as you grab a few funny and sweet things to write in the wedding card.

Things To Write In A Wedding Card

Nothing lasts forever but somehow, plausible and heartfelt words do! The wedding day is an occasion never to forget. A whole new exciting chapter to one’s book of life! As a treasured friend of these two individuals daring to venture hand in hand into a brand new world, you ought to commemorate them with a few good words that they will carry throughout their splendid journey. Your words will remind the couple in their darkest times that you are ever so willing to lend a helping hand. In fact, your words may be a grand source of inspiration for them to tackle the problem! Of course, you might experience writer’s block while entrusted with this task initially. However, in due time, you will realize that the wedding card space is not enough to pen down all the sentiments you wish to convey! Scroll down and steal a few good ideas for what to write in a wedding card.
What To Write In A Wedding Card
Everybody is bored of the clichéd phrases and bygone quotes. Yes, your warm presence and infinite gestures of love prove your kindness. Now it’s time to flaunt your sense of humor and put a smile on the beautiful couple’s face. After all, laughter is the key to eternal happiness. Here are some funny messages that you might consider apt for the wedding card that lies blank in your hand. Don’t wait for the ink of your pen to dry out and get started!
Funny One Liners
  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  • In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
  • Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
  • Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
  • Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterwards.
  • Let the arguing begin!
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
  • Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths.
  • In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
  • Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
You shouldn’t give them an overdose of sweetness. They have the massive wedding cake for that. However, a drop of honey never hurts. Thus, it would be much appreciated if you throw in a few good words.
Sweet Little Messages
  • Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
  • Watching the love that you two share instills the hope within me that yes, love still exists in this crazy chaotic world! Congratulations!
  • Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end."
  • From sunrise to sunset, forever a whisper of love! My best wishes to a marriage that will never ever die!
  • You don't marry someone you can live with; you marry the person who you cannot live without.
  • Marriage is a door which looks out upon a beautiful view. As that door is opened and the horizon unfolds before you, know that nothing is sweeter than the warmth of one hand within another.
  • I pray that your love blooms brighter and your marriage grows sweeter by each passing day. Bravo!
  • May all your days be as joyous and happy as the day of your wedding! Congratulations to the beautiful couple!
There you go! Now you don’t have to break your head over what to scribble into your favorite couple’s wedding card! Choose any of the above and give your wedding card a spark!

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