Quotes About College Life

College life is said to be the most knowledgeable phase in the life of an individual, where he learns a lot about life. At the same time, it is the an extremely enjoyable time, when you make lots of friends, party throughout the night and lose yourself in the bliss that life offers. College life reflects the best years of our life, which once gone, will never ever come back. So, it is advisable to make the most of them. In case you are about to join university and want to have an idea as to how it will turn out to be, go through the quotes given below. They will tell you a lot about college life.

 

 

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

- David Wood

 

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

- Author Unknown

 

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

- Robert Frost

 

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

- George Gobel

 

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

- Bob Dylan quotes

 

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.

- Robert Ingersoll

 

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them."

- George Lorimer

 

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

- Author Unknown

 

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

- Theodore Roosevelt

 

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college.

- Bill Vaughn

 

The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." - Bill Austin

 

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. 

- Will Rogers

 

A college education shows a man how little other people know. 

- Thomas Chandler Haliburton

 

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. 

- Elbert Hubbard

 

I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes. 

- Agnes DeMille (Dance to the Piper)

 

The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong. 

- Nevin Fenneman

 

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.