Sarcastic Quotes On Life

Being little sarcastic in life never harms anyone, until it is intentional in nature and targeted on a specific person. in the same way, sarcastic quotes help get relief from the stress and tension that a person might be facing in life and gives him/ her strength to take everything in a light-hearted way. The irony hidden behind these quotes makes the criticism more polite and less aggressive. Moreover, it helps a person relate with the situation and brings a smile on his/her face. So, give a damn to your miserable situation, poke some on life and give a good fight to the problems thrown at you. Read on to find some sarcastic quotes on life and try to take a chill pill.

Famous Sarcastic Quotations About Life

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students! - Anonymous
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. - Ambrose Bierce
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? - Jean Cocteau
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
Princess, having sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog. - Anonymous
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. - Anonymous
Depression - anger without enthusiasm! - Anonymous
The grass may be greener on the other side, but at least you don’t have to mow it. - Anonymous
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Anonymous
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. - Anonymous
To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again. - Anonymous
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Aron de Beaumarchais
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. - Elbert Hubbard
It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue. - Oscar Wilde
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer. - Evelle J. Younger
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Anonymous
The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream. - Oscar Wilde
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. - Alexander Wolcott
Actions lie louder than words. - Carolyn Wells
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. - Anonymous
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway. - Anonymous

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