Are you bored? Do you find the gathering uninteresting? If yes, then here is a list of funny ‘would you rather’ questions. Have fun asking them to each other and receiving amusing answers.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

“Would you rather jump from a 10 storied building, or want a building collapsing over you?” Or even better “Would you rather read this article than submerge yourself in a pool of languor and monotony?” The “would you rather” questions come as a shaker in a dull and boring party and can shudder everyone off the spell of boredom, involving everyone in a funny and weird game of questions. It is a very simple game to play and understand. All you need to do is arm yourself with some weird, vague and funny ‘would you rather’ questions to ask the people. If your questions are precarious and parlous, it will add up to the fun with your friends in a catch 22 situation, not knowing what to answer. These ‘would you rather’ questions are a good way to enjoy and have fun when you don’t know what to do as a group. This article will provide you with some funny would you rather questions and will prepare you to overcome a boring situation in your life.
Funny Would You Rather Questions List
  • Would you rather have dinner first, or go straight to a motel?
  • Would you rather be a clown that distracts the bull or the bull rider on the bull?
  • Would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?
  • Would you rather have a panic attack at the top of a 75 feet tree or 100 yards in the ocean from the shore?
  • Would you rather marry a vain person or a person with poor image?
  • Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
  • Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a New York City street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?
  • Would you rather have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, or drill a small hole in your own forehead?
  • Would you rather knowing you will die tomorrow, spend your last night out to dinner with your closest friends, or have it with your favorite movie star?
  • Would you rather swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
  • Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?
  • Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
  • Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe?
  • Would you rather eat a shot glass full of live wasps, or eat a shot glass?
  • Would you rather have every single hair on your body plucked, or every fingernail ripped off?
  • Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?
  • Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
  • Would you rather always lose or never play?
  • Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
  • Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
  • Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
  • Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
  • Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
  • Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
  • Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?

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