Funny Best Friend Quotes

Friendship is one of the most important and honest relationships in the world. A friend, if genuine, can help you overcome the worst of pains and the hardest of obstacles in your life. In fact, it is said that, friends are the only ones we can trust in this world, after our family members. With a friend, you share your joys as well as your sorrows, your perfections as well as your embarrassments. He/she is the person with whom you can laugh at the silliest of jokes and do the senseless of things. A best friend provides you unconditional love and a promise to be with you through thick and thin. He or she is your biggest critic and your strongest admirer! A best friend can give answers even to your silliest questions and can always make you feel secure. Friendship is a precious and amusing bond, which promises oodles of happiness, togetherness and fun. Funny best friend quotations, describes the true relationship between friends in a humorous way. If you are looking for some laughs, check out the funny quotations about friendship given below.

Funny Best Friend Quotations

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. (Bernard Meltzer)
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. (Jim Hayes)
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. (Anonymous)
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. (Virginia Woolf)
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. (Anonymous)
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. (C.S. Lewis)
The best time to make friends is before you need them. (Ether Barrymore)
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. (Jane Austen)
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. (Edwin Arlington Robinson)
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. (Laurence J. Peter)
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. (Samuel Butler)
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. (Benjamin Franklin)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you. (Rita Mae Brown)
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. (Edgar Allan Poe)
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. (Charles Dickens)
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. (Mark Twain)
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. (Groucho Marx)
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary. (Louisa May Alcott)
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. (Sarah Dessen)
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking, they can make you laugh. (P.C. Cast)
Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. (Oscar Wilde)
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. (Charles Caleb Colton)
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky. (S.E. Hinton)
A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face. (Maya Angelou)
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. (Plutarch)
It takes a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. (Benjamin Franklin)
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. (Dale Carnegie)
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one. (C.S. Lewis)
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends. (Voltaire)
We know our friends by their defects rather than their merits. (W. Somerset Maugham)
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books. (Elizabeth Barrett Browning)
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have their nonsense respected. (Charles Lamb)

These quotations should teach you a lot about friendship and its importance in day to day life. Feel free to use these quotations for a school project, for a birthday card or even send it as an SMS to your best friend! The choice is yours.

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