Funny Drinking Quotes

“When I read about the evils of alcohol, I gave up reading”, said Henry Youngman, a British comedian who was celebrated for his quips and witty humor. Alcohol really is a ‘fun fluid’, it helps you lose your inhibitions, face your fears and makes your conversations so much more alluring. The parties you attend never really begin until everybody present has downed a drink or two. After a drink or two, the ‘moment of glory’ begins, the ice melts, the mood is light, the colors gets toned and everyone around you seems a lot more interesting. Alcohol can really do wonderful things to you. It’s funny how it installs its magic, but the fact is that it does. So, what are you waiting for? Pour yourself a drink (if you can), sip on it, and proceed to read and relish these hilarious quotes on alcohol – ‘mankind’s greatest invention’ – arguably!