“Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder”, a quote by Kinky Friedman, simply says it all! Had it not been for other fascinating subjects like women and beauty, alcohol would have probably topped the list of subjects to have inspired the maximum quotes. Nevertheless, it still comes a close next. Interestingly, alcohol has been the focus of quite a few statements, laced with sublime humor, that make for a rather profound insight on the realities of life. The article comes up with some funny alcohol quotes that will bring an instant smile on your face. Read on to find which one echoes your opinion on alcohol the most.
Humorous Drinking Quotes
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Stephen Wright
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
- Henry Lawson
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
- Mega Jones
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
- George Best
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse that got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
- Eleanor Early
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
- Brendan Behan
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
- Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
I drink to make other people interesting.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
- Frank Sinatra
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
- NF Simpson.
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
- Dave Barry.
"I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver."
- Phil Harris
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
- Don Marquis
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
- Sir Winston Churchill
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
- Irish love ballad