Funny Senior Graduation Quotes

Senior graduation is the time when you leave the sheltering halls of college and embark on a journey where nobody will be there to guide your every step. No more will there be teachers to tell you what is right and what is wrong. You will have to judge what is correct and move on the chosen path. It is said that it is from here that the real life begins. Why don’t you make this serious moment of life, where you will be expected to be ready for taking on huge responsibilities, a bit lighter? How? Simple, by using funny and humorous quotations in your senior graduation speech! In case you need any help from us, just read on.

 

 

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

 

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

 

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States. - George W. Bush

 

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. - Erma Bombeck

 

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. - Robert Orben

 

People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often: ‘And we wish you Godspeed.’ It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. - Bill Cosby

 

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

 

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. - W.H. Auden

 

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G.K. Chesterton

 

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. - Unknown Author

 

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. - Gary Bolding

 

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. - Paul Freund