Humor Quotes And Sayings

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Though the author for this famous humorous quote is unknown to many of us, it can easily become the magic mantra to forget the tantrums and obstacles offered to us by life and deal with them in a light way. Like this, there are many other famous humor sayings and quotes that not only make us happy for sometime, but also fill us with new energy and enthusiasm to face difficult situations and keep going. These sayings can be a momentary flash of wisdom coming from a friend, acquaintance or a family member and can be powerful enough to change the way we think or take life. Explore this article to find some famous humor quotes and sayings and take life easy. After all, life is short to waste on useless issues and problems.

Famous Funny Quotes & Sayings

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. -Jilly Cooper
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. -Dennis Miller
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. -Maurice Chevalier
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. - Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. -Arthur McBride Bloch
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. -Fred Allen
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. -John Kenneth Galbraith
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -Jane Wagner
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"? -Jerry Seinfeld
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. – Author Unknown
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. -William Clayton
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. -Robert Frost
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -Noelie Altito
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. -Erma Bombeck
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. -Dr. Seuss
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. -Will Rogers
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? - Author Unknown

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