Whether you like dark, sarcastic, neurotic or plain humor, these funny relationships quotes are sure to rip your funny bones apart. Check out these hilarious relationship quotes and get chuckling.

Funny Relationship Quotes

Someone rightly said, “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.” After all, what else can make life so endearing and worth living than loving and laughing. You must have often heard that trust, understanding and communication are the bedrock of all bonds. However, did anybody ever tell you that relationships also hinge on a little bit of fun and mirth to pull through? Relationships are tough to live and tend to lose their spunk overtime. Almost all relationships have their period of inevitable lulls, ennui and tedium and one of the best ways to keep the spark alive, is to laugh together. Nothing beats the blues out of a relationship than few cherished moments of togetherness spent laughing and fooling away. So what are you waiting for? Tap your funny bones and get rolling with laughter to reignite the mirth in your lives. You don’t really need to have a personal joke pool or excellent timing and delivery to score a ton on the ‘Laugh-o-Meter’. Just surf through this rip-roaringly funny relationship quotes and get amused.
Hilarious Relationship Quotes 
  • When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
  • A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing. - Duane Dewel
  • An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
  • The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." – Anonymous
  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Anonymous
  • You can't buy love on eBay. - Anonymous
  • A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis
  • It is impossible to love and be wise. - Francis Bacon
  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Helen Rowland
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
  • If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. - Katharine Hepburn
  • True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. - La Rochefoucauld
  • Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
  • All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. - Shelley Winters
  • Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. - W. Somerset Maugham
  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman
  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx
  • Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. - Diana Jordan
  • You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

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