Funny Movie Quotes

It is said that ‘Laughter is the best medicine’. A person who knows how to laugh, knows how to live happily. Infact, humor is the only thing that keeps us sane even in the toughest of circumstances. We can say that if it weren’t for laughter, the entire world would have turned into either a mental asylum or a war zone. Ok, jokes apart (not literally), most of the kicks that we get are through the hilarious movie quotes that seem to get embedded in our minds forever. So, to make you laugh once again, we have presented a list of the most famous funny movie quotes, hoping that they become your favorite too!

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

- Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now.

- Steve Martin, The Jerk

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

- Marie, When Harry Met Sally

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

- Eddie Murphy, Shrek

Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep.

- Harris K. Telemacher, L A Story

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

- Steve Martin, Bilko

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

- Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

- Kathleen Turner, Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

- Jeff Daniels, Dumb and Dumber

It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

- Rupert Everett, My Best Friend's Wedding

If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.

- Dean Cameron, Ski School

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

- Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers

I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

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