Funny Coffee Quotes

Are you someone whose day starts with a cup of coffee in the morning? If yes, then you can count yourself one amongst the millions who enjoy drinking coffee. Now, what happens if you miss your daily shot of caffeine? Do you make up for it with some other beverage or curse and be irritable for the rest of the day? If you fall in the second category, then you can count yourself as a coffee fanatic. For coffee fanatics, coffee is not just a drink to be enjoyed, it’s a permanent fixture. Much of the mood for the day depends upon how well the coffee has been prepared. Coffee connoisseurs are no different from wine connoisseurs. The way in which the coffee is made, the type of the coffee, the aroma, and the taste holds as much importance as drinking it. Believe it or not, coffee fanatics look with disdain at those who drink coffee just for the heck of it. Most of them can often been found quoting “if you cannot appreciate the fine nuances of coffee, then it is better that you don’t drink it at all”. Coffee inspires many things and many a great discovery, invention and philosophical discourse have been brought about by minds stimulated by coffee. The beverage has also inspired a great number of quotes, both funny and revealing. Given below is a diverse selection of funny quotes on coffee, which are so witty that you may very well become a new entrant to the coffee club, if you are not one already.