Coffee has inspired everyone, right from homemakers to scientists. So, naturally there are a number of paeans sung for it. Read below for some fun and interesting coffee quotes.

Funny Coffee Quotes

Are you someone whose day starts with a cup of coffee in the morning? If yes, then you can count yourself one amongst the millions who enjoy drinking coffee. Now, what happens if you miss your daily shot of caffeine? Do you make up for it with some other beverage or curse and be irritable for the rest of the day? If you fall in the second category, then you can count yourself as a coffee fanatic. For coffee fanatics, coffee is not just a drink to be enjoyed, it’s a permanent fixture. Much of the mood for the day depends upon how well the coffee has been prepared. Coffee connoisseurs are no different from wine connoisseurs. The way in which the coffee is made, the type of the coffee, the aroma, and the taste holds as much importance as drinking it. Believe it or not, coffee fanatics look with disdain at those who drink coffee just for the heck of it. Most of them can often been found quoting “if you cannot appreciate the fine nuances of coffee, then it is better that you don’t drink it at all”. Coffee inspires many things and many a great discovery, invention and philosophical discourse have been brought about by minds stimulated by coffee. The beverage has also inspired a great number of quotes, both funny and revealing. Given below is a diverse selection of funny quotes on coffee, which are so witty that you may very well become a new entrant to the coffee club, if you are not one already.  
Fun Quotes On Coffee
  • Coffee isn't my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. - Unknown
  • Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. - David Letterman
  • No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. - Henry Ward Beecher
  • Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot
  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. - Flash Rosenberg
  • Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup. - Denis Leary
  • Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. - Jessi Lane Adams
  • I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
  • Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. - Dutch Proverb
  • Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. - Unknown
  • Only one thing is certian about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation. - Mark Pendergrast
  • I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors. - Unknown
  • A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
  • In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. - Unknown
  • Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. - Drew Sirtors
  • Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. - Unknown
  • I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
  • Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.- Unknown
  • Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. - Unknown
  • I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter. - Unknown
  • I think we all pray to the first cup of the day. It's a silent prayer, sung while the mind is still foggy and blue. "O Magic Cup," it might go, "carry me above the traffic jam. Keep me civil in the subway. And forgive my employer, as you forgive me. Amen" - Stewert Lee Allen

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