Birthdays are indeed one fun occasion. Add more fun and mirth to someone’s birthday celebration with these top funny happy birthday jokes and get roaring with laughter.

Funny Birthday Jokes

If you thought that birthday’s are just nature’s way to remind us of our growing years or even a perfect excuse to hog on cakes without worrying about calories, you are probably right! However, there’s more to celebrating birthday than eating cakes, blowing candles and raising toasts. Birthdays are indeed special and almost every one of us has somewhere, somehow or sometime lived through the joys of celebrating birthdays. Birthdays are a time of surprises, goodies, gifts, cakes and champagnes. Believe it or not, no one ever outgrows the fun of celebrating their birthdays and no amount of gifts, cards and cakes can do wonder to your birthday than a close hug and some fun time together. Add color and fun to your birthday celebration with some humorous birthday jokes. Not only will it get the guests rolling with laughter, these funny jokes will pep up the fun spirit of the event too. Here are some funny birthday jokes for you. Read on to get giggling.
Top Funny Happy Birthday Jokes
Got It Wrong!
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then they were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
The Lost Child
A kind old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'
Guess what!
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."
Surprise! Surprise!
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk that he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.
"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.
"You bet", answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."
Happy Birthday To…!!!
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said the stranger on the phone, "you folks need all the practice you can get."

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