Funny birthday sayings help lighten the atmosphere and bring a smile on the face of the listener. With this article, explore some humorous birthday quotes.

Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthday makes up one of the most important days in the life of an individual. Apart from receiving lots of gifts and good wishes, he/she is treated as the most special person around, on this day. Then, there is always the birthday cake, flower bouquets and birthday cards. If someone around you is going to have a birthday very soon and you are planning to give him/her a card on the same, why not include some humorous sayings in it. This way, you will be able to give him the best gift of all - the gift of laughter. The funny birthday sayings listed in the following lines will surely prove handy.
Humorous Birthday Quotes 
  • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
  • About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
  • Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
  • Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
  • When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
  • You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
  • To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
  • Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • Of late I appear to have reached that stage, when people who look old who are only my age.

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