Funny Birthday Quotes

Birthday is a joyous occasion and fun and frolic is an integral part of it. Although we grow older by a year and slowly approach the dreaded old age, the very thought of birthday brings to every face a spark of life and happiness. In case you are wilting away thinking of the increasing age, fret not. Instead, cheer up and enliven your mind and soul thinking of all the good things that come with getting old. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Don't let the child element in you perish and you would always remain happy and encouraged to live life as it comes. Here is a list of funny birthday quotes to bring your sunny side up.

Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Anonymous
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.' - Steven Wright
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. - Samuel Johnson
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Father Larry Lorenzoni
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. - Robert Frost
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened? - Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. - Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - C.E.M. Joad
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. - J. P. Sears
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. - Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. - Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. - Moe, from the Simpsons

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