Funny Wedding Toasts

It is said that laughter is the shortest distance between two people and when the occasion is that of wedding, how can humor and fun be far behind. Wedding is an auspicious ceremony that binds two hearts together, forever. After the rituals and ceremonies are over, it is time to celebrate the union of the bride and the groom. With such exuberance all over, it is often seen that bride's parents, groom's parents, best man and the bridesmaids give wedding toasts for the newly weds. While raising the toast, the best bet would be to make it humorous and witty, though in good taste. If you are looking for ideas for funny wedding toasts, read through the following lines,

Humorous Wedding Toast Ideas

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. - Beverly Nichols
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of 'Rings' - Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering and Enduring. - Anonymous
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. - Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterwards. - Anonymous
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. - Anonymous
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. - Mickey Rooney
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. - Henny Youngman
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. - Honore de Balzac
Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets! - Anonymous
To our wives and lovers - may they never meet! - Anonymous
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Good sense of humor - and Short memory! - Anonymous
Always remember the three magic words: "You're right dear." - Anonymous
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion. Just make sure the words are "Yes dear." - Anonymous
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. - Anonymous
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. - Anonymous
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." - Anonymous
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Anonymous
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. - Anonymous

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