Searching for funny facts about women? If yes, then just read on. Here is a list of amazing facts about women.

Funny Facts About Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

Perhaps you have heard this famous joke for several times. For years men have been baffled by their counterparts. No matter how good a man knows a woman, it is never possible to know a woman completely. She can talk about something with you and think about something else at the same time! Women always appear to be mysterious to men. If you are interested to know such amazing facts about women, just read on.

Amazing Facts About Women

  • The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
  • If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
  • Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.
  • Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
  • Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
  • Women do not want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
  • Women do not want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’
  • Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling!
  • The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
  • Women have a hard time admitting when they are wrong.
  • A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.
  • Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
    Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
  • Women love to talk and talk and talk some more. For some reason they feel that if there is silence going on they need to fill it with some sort of drivel.
  • Women hate to be ignored, especially by their significant others.
  • A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands.
  • When a woman yawns, she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
  • Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together.
  • Women love a bargain, even if they don’t need the item.
  • Women will always be attracted to the bad boys, but will eventually settle down with one of the good guys.
  • Women like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women.

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