Funny Christmas Stories

Christmas is times for fun and enjoyment. The entire family gathers together and emotions run high. While in our regular scheduled life, we least have the time for any kind of humor or wittiness, festive occasions are the right time to cash on the funny side of everyone. Just as we know laughter is the best medicine, what better way to make others laugh than with a few short stories. If you know some funny stories, you can always share with others and the best part is at any time. Browse through the article to find some short funny Christmas stories.

On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be'

Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, 'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing £75. [$150USD]

'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan.

The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50. 'Oh dear,' Nathan groused, 'still far too much.'

Growing rather annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the sales girl brought out a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to him.

Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean', he whined, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'

So the sales girl handed him a mirror.

Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy fayre in Nottingham'

I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls. As I looked I realised that in the queue was a good friend of mine. Knowing Ernie well I was sure that he had no daughters nor did he have any nieces so I wondered why he should want to buy a doll at Christmas time'

'Hey, Ernie,' I cried, 'I hadn't realised you collected dolls.'

'I don't,' he replied laughing'

'Really,' I queried, 'then you must be buying a Christmas present then?'

'No, not at all, my friend,' responded Ernie, his eyes twinkling merrily'

'If you don't mind my asking then Ernie,' I said, 'Why exactly are you standing in this particular queue?'

'Oh that,' he giggled. 'It's like this, my mate,' he mused, 'I've never been able to resist a Barbie queue.'

 

Short Funny Christmas Story 

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a £50 note lying on the lift's floor.

Which one picked up the £50 note, and handed it in at reception?

Santa of course, the other two don't actually exist!

 

Grandpa decided that shopping for Christmas presents had become too difficult. All his grandchildren had everything they needed, so he decided to send them each a cheque (checks).

On each card he wrote:

'Happy Christmas Grandpa' 

P.S. 'Buy your own present!'