Silly Sayings

Quotes and sayings are often written to inspire, motivate, and encourage people. Moreover, they are considered to be truly philosophical. Nonetheless, you can even find sayings quoted on love, friendship, relationships, and so on. Quotes, generally, are either thought-provoking or humoristic in nature. Talking about humoristic life, silly quotes take a large share. Did you ever think of quotes on silliness and stupidity that make no sense at all? Sounds really silly, right! That’s exactly what silly quotes intend to convey to their readers and listeners. Though they have no intentions of hurting anyone, they add fun, amusement, and joviality when mentioned in gatherings. Isn’t it a great idea to be silly sometimes and lighten up the mood with giggles and laughs? Given here are some funny stupid and silly sayings to have a good laugh over them. Take a look!

Funny Silly Quotes And Sayings

The bravest thing that men do is love women. - Mort Sahl
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps! - Anonymous
Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back. - Nigerian Proverb
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. - Josh Groban
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. - Sholom Aleichem
All of my friends and I are crazy. That’s what keeps us sane! - Anonymous
Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long? - Anonymous
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - M. Berle
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Anon
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. - Sam Slick
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Mitchell Depew
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. - John Erskine
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week. - Anonymous

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