How To Make A Fake Puke

‘Arrgh!!’ That’s what all of us feel when we think of the work ‘puke’. It goes without saying that puking makes us feel sick to the stomach. However, have you ever noticed that sometimes puking is extremely beneficial? Are you wondering how? After you puke, you are taken much care of by your parents and are not even expected to do much work, leave about going to school or work. It is just the perfect excuse to get a day off and relax, without much fuss (but the sad part is you just cannot have those delectable dishes). So, next time when the homework is piling up, or when you do not want to appear in the next class test, and your mischievous mind is looking for ways to stay away from the school and remain at home – do not try to fall ill or pretend to be sick, in order to escape from the "unwanted" burden. Just puke! Now, are you wondering how to puke even when you are not feeling so? The answer is, why do you have to puke in the first place. Just prepare a fake puke and you are done. It appears original and is very easy to make as well. Fake puke can also be used to play a prank on someone. Go through this article and know how to make a fake puke.

Recipe For Making Fake Puke

Things Required

Ripped Bread
Food Color
Maple Extract
Vanilla Extract
Orange Extract
Butterscotch Extract
Egg
Coffee Creamer
Cornstarch

Procedure

In an air-tight container, put a few pieces of ripped bread. Add water and close the lid of the container.
Shake the container for few seconds.
Add two drops of yellow, green and blue food coloring to the bread-water mixture.
Shake the mixture well and then add 5 ml of maple extract and the same quantity of vanilla extract.
Shake the container once again, for about 10 seconds.
Beat an egg and add it to the container. Mix it well.
Add one teaspoon of coffee creamer to the mixture. To thicken it, add one teaspoon of cornstarch, dissolved in water. Shake the mixture well.
To provide the mixture a sickly odor, add orange and butterscotch extract.
Mix well and your fake puke is ready!

How to Fake Vomit

Mostly, faking vomit is the easiest thing. All you need to do is rush to the bathroom, pretend to puke, by making theatrical puking sounds and then come out looking sick!
In case the other person still does not believe you, act as if you are feeling dizzy and weak. While eating, take a bite and say that you just can’t have any more and keep on chewing the food for a long time.
At the right moment, just excuse yourself, rush to the bathroom, and make the noise again. If the person is super suspicious, put the fake vomit on your hand and some on your clothes as well (yuck!!)
As for the physical part, dust your face with powder, try a dark lip color and subtle dark shadow around your eye sockets, for a washed out appearance.

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