Looking out for some witty quotes to add zing to your speech? Check out this article for some famous and amusing witty quotes and sayings.

Witty Quotes

A popular saying quoted by John Cleese goes like this “I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life”. This, itself, suffices the unwritten truth of life. Tough, rising, falling, fun, challenging, you can include almost every other term given in the dictionary to define life. But, don’t you desire to give your life a breath of fresh air? With extremely hectic schedules and busy lifestyles, you hardly find it possible to share your stress and worries with your loved ones, be it your friends, family, or even spouse and ask them for advice. As such, short witty quotes and sayings are something that you would love to look upon whenever you are confronted with hurdles, stress, and agonies. Look at the different witty quotes that are highly famous and well-known. Use them to your discretion and add a touch of dynamism and enthusiasm in your verbal communication. Check them out!
Famous Witty Quotes And Sayings
  • Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - G. K. Chesterton
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. - Grade Allen
  • When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason. - Molly McGee
  • I am so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. - Oscar Wilde
  • It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really has to know each other to get divorced. - Anonymous
  • The secret of a happy marriage... remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
  • Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. - Jim Morrison
  • With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller
  • A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power. - George Meredith
  • It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
  • It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome
  • I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. - Ronald Reagan
  • If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice! - Neil Peart
  • A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
  • God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
  • I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
  • I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde
  • The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Somerset Maugham
  • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie
  • There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. - Jim Morrison
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Anonymous
  • Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant
  • No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience. - John Locke

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