Hilarious Sayings About Life

Do you think your life is boring and ridden with morbid pits of monotony? Do you think your life ‘stinks’ because you have no love in your life, no true friends and no money? Well, if this is the case with your life, you really have nothing to worry about. Almost everyone at some point of time or the other in their lives goes through periods of lows, where it seems like the whole world has turned against them. However, all of this can be turned around if you decide to look at life from a humorous angle. It may be tough to look at the funny side of life when everything seems like its going wrong for you. However, this does not mean that it’s as good as unfeasible to draw out humor from the less difficult and more difficult situations of life. Here’s presenting a handpicked collection of a few hilarious sayings about life.

• “A life without cause is a life without effect.” – Barbarella
• “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.” - Robert Frost
• “My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
• “I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.” - Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
• “Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.” - Yiddish Proverb
• “My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.” - Josh Billings
• “The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.” - John Barrymore
• “Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.” – Anonymous
• “The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.” – John Viscount Morley, Address on Aphorisms
• “My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.” - Cary Grant
• “My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.” - Louis Adamic
• “Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I am with you kid. Let's go." - Maya Angelou
• “Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.” - Jerome K. Jerome
• “Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.” - Hans Christian Anderson
• “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." - Erma Bombeck
• “Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder; but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night.” - Marion Howard
• “Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.” - Lillian Dickson
• “Life is a series of collisions with the future.” - José Ortega y Gasset
• “Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - Albert Einstein
• “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.” - Dennis Wholey