Pickup lines are meant to break ice between two people. While the right pickup line can help you get acquainted with a person and start a conversation, a bad one can get you kicked out of the room. It is true that you should use a pick up line that oozes confidence, but over-confidence is a big no-no. You are not the best thing that happened on earth, so don’t even try to act like one. A pickup line should be such that it brings a smile on the face of the other person, since a smile can wipe out the greatest of distances. In the following lines, we have listed some really bad and lame pick up lines. Remember, these pickup lines are the ones that you should NOT use under any circumstances.
Worst Pickup Lines
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard.
- Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- Bond. James Bond.
- Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
- I have only three months to live. ..
- My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
- Where have you been all my life?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb.
- What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
- See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
- I just moved here, so can you give me your address? I'm lost without you."
- Hi, my name is _____. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
- You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
- Is that a false nose?
- You'll do.
- You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.
- If I were a fly, I’d be all over you. Cause baby, you’re the shit.
- I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
- Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
- There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
