Short Hilarious Jokes

Jokes have a timeless appeal that will never go out of fashion. This is because unlike other emotions, humor and laughter is always short in supply. It is only these two ingredients that can brighten up any day and can bring sunlight streaming into the gloomiest of moods. And as everybody knows, when jokes are at hand, humor and laughter will flow faster than champagne at a party. Jokes, especially the short and hilarious ones are excellent in providing juice to any conversation. The mood of any gathering can be heightened with such jokes and after a good laugh, the hearts of people naturally open up. When you keep a collection of such jokes in your kitty, you can be sure that entertainment won’t be missing. In fact, you may even be tagged as the star of the party. Enhancing your vocabulary with short jokes will make sure that people consider you witty and a fun person to be with. In the article given below is a brief selection of such funny and short jokes. Read them to have a good laugh and beguile your friends and family to enjoy a wonderful time.

 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

B: Ok

A: A white horse fell in the mud.

 

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

 

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

 

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

 

Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved?

Wife: Of course you are! Why do all men ask me the same silly question?

 

A man in a pub had a hangover from the night before.

Man to bartender: Can you get me something for a hangover?

Bartender: What do you want?

Man: Anything that's tall, cold, and filled with gin.

Another drunk man: I'll hit you if you don't take that back. You are talking about the woman I married.

 

Two fathers-to-be were pacing the floor in the waiting room of the hospital.

1st father: What tough luck. This had to happen during my holiday?

2nd father: You think you have problems? I'm on my honeymoon!

 

Doctor: I think you should stop taking sleeping pills every night. You may get addicted to them.

Woman: Don't be silly. I've been taking them every night now for 20 years and they haven't become a habit yet.

 

Cop (to a little boy): Which of the 2 men fighting in the street is your father?

Boy: I don't really know. That's what they're fighting about.

 

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

 

A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

 

A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!"

 

A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.