They say laughter is the best medicine. If you know how to laugh, you can get out of the most traumatic experiences in life, without losing the will to live. However, there are times when we fall short of jokes on which we can laugh. In such a case, the best thing is to log on the internet and search for some good jokes or even funny quotes. You can read them and have the time of your life, laughing like crazy. Want to add on to the fun? Just add the word funny or naughty, in between funny and quotations. Voila! You will have some of the most hilarious quotes in front of you. To make your task easy, we have provided some really sexy quotes below, which are funny as well as naughty.
Funny Sexy Quotes
- I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. (Anonymous)
- Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. (Anonymous)
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. (Anonymous)
- Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips. (Anonymous)
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
- Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! (Anonymous)
- My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)
- There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. (Lynn Lavner)
- Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)
- When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (Anonymous)
- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant. (Henry Miller)
- Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (Sophia Loren)
- Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. (Aimee Mullins)
- Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it. (Anonymous)
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
- I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. (George Burns)
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease. (R. D. Laing)
- I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)
- I know nothing about sex because I was always married. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
- In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. (Marlene Dietrich)
- But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. (Waiter Rant)
